Saturday’s blogs are usually a little lighter side of life since I believe that there isn’t enough laughter in this old world … we simply take ourselves and others far too serious. We need to all lighten up, lean back and laugh … often … loud … and with enthusiasm. I like Larry the Cable Guy. He just has a unique way of looking at life. The following 20 thoughts are attributed to him. If he didn’t say them, he probably will in the future.
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of Politicians give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
20. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Quote for today: At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. Jean Houston
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